
My Teenage Garage Sale from 1988, Fall of Senior Year of High School.
Everything Must Go!
1. My Unrelenting Sarcasm (no value): When I was 17, this was my most overused personality trait and I wish I’d sold it off then. Sarcasm is a way of making people feel bad while safeguarding your own emotions. No fun.
2. My Little Brothers, ages 8-16: (Four for $1.00): Even though I love them all dearly, I probably would have sold them back then. The house always smelled like feet, the backyard was a jungle of skateboard ramps, and the TV was only on the Sports Channel. Ugh.
3. My AP Physics Notebook ($5.00): How’d I place into honors physics? No idea. I did not belong there and I had no idea what I was doing there. Good doodles in the notebook, though.
4. My Paula Abdul mix tape: (no value, but I could be blackmailed with it).
5. My “signature” Benetton body fragrance (no value): for when you want to smell like inside an old lady’s pocketbook.
6. The real scent of my VW Rabbit (priceless). I think if I caught a whiff of that plastic/tanning oil/French fries scent, it would catapult me into a matrix of high school memories from which I might never return.
7. My impulse-purchase M.C. Hammer pants. ($20.00 for the real silk). I truly thought I rocked this look. Sad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
8. My freshman-in-college boyfriend’s love letters to me ($200.00): I actually don’t know where these are, but I’d pay a grown-up amount of money to see them again. They were a touch scandalous, as I recall.
Thanks Adele for that fun look into your past!
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2 comments:
Oh man, I love the idea of a teenage garage sale. I would totally get rid of my sarcasm too. Not all of it, mind you, but in high school I definitely had plenty to spare. :/
Thanks for the giveaway. =)
I am glad you approve! My sarcasm seemed to walk into the room before me. I am glad to have left it behind. Except when I'm hanging out with my brothers. Some things never evolve ...
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